Every once and a while in the Halloween 2015 countdown the lord of darkness himself will give out hellish brimstone nuggets of advice in a feature called:
Speak of the Devil
Things to avoid doing in public transportation:
- Licking anything.
- Licking anyone.
- Making eye contact.
- Returning eye contact.
- Licking the eye.
Also make sure to check out my tumblr
where I made fun of all sorts of halloween related things and various posts I feel need more snark!