Happy Halloween

 

Happy Halloween, and a fine Silver Shamrock eve to you, all my friends!

Happy Osmaween!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 31

The Joker keeps mistaking me for The Flash!  There must be some way I can tell him I'm Bat Man!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 30

 

You've had the Turducken, now, meet the OwlFrogin.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 29

This is the first Ben Cooper costume I've seen with (1) also a pajama and (2) missing the flame-retardant line.  That's ... not a good combination!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 28

 

I am a fearsome cat!  Beware my fangs, which are conveniently located somewhere below my actual mouth.  ROAR!

House on Bare Mountain - Mondopiece Theatre

 Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/pastpU4VLw4

Halloween season concludes with the scariest, hairiest, most frightening movie every made, and is not, I repeat, not, a bait and switch. There is a werewolf. Not a good one, but one.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 27

AAAAYYY what the friggin' hell is this, that's John Travolta!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 26

 

NASA going with the "Egyptian" eyeliner is a bold choice!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 25

 

It's nice of Ben Cooper to give you a star to aim for when punching this demon clown in the schnoz!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 24

 

SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 23

"Web Woman is a television series that originally aired as part of Tarzan and the Super 7 by Filmation. Web Woman is the alias of Kelly Webster." There, now you know. What next, Ben Cooper, the Galaxy Trio?

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 22

 Mom!  MOM!  I want to be chattering sunburnt clown pirate being eaten by The Rolling Stones logo!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 21

 

Sure proof that heavy lipstick and eyeliner can't always improve a face!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 20

Ben Cooper took a bit of a creative license on the ZZ Top mask.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 19

 

Mr. Coconut Head Attacks the Big Foot Family was my least favorite 50s b-movie.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 18

Lesser known but equally impressive Wonder Woman power: Super-Teeth.

Death Trap - Your Final Answer

 It's the second Your Final Answer short, and it goes about how you'd expect from the title!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 17

The smock says "fearsome vampire Frankenstein" but the mask says "grumpy Frankenstein."  Not sure which is worse.

VTuber - Your Final Answer

Your Final Answer returns as shorts, the same silliness in a different aspect ratio!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 16

Did the Sour Grapes get a hold of this packaging?  Will I continue to make jokes nobody will get?  So many questions this Halloween season!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 15

Rule 63 BooBerry was a pretty hard to find costume.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 14

The Reaper's younger brother Gerry, who likes Strawberry Jam a bit too much.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 13

The owl was pretty surprised about how OK the witch was with the racism!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 12

Woody Woodpecker is say "Wow" at how off-model Fred Flintstone is.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 11

Ben Cooper with a timely mask: What our eye bags look like after living through the last 4-5 years.

Return of the Beast of Terror - Mondopiece Theatre

Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4TllMZld3v0

The 2022 Halloween Season begins with a shot-on-video amateur horror film about the nightmare of dental x-rays turning somebody into a radioactive mutant who falls off a roof but then gets up again to return to do more terror. Probably. That's the impression I got!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 10

Jaundice Space Alien Cat was always a hit with the kids!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 9

I appreciate that Ben Cooper had a line of "possessed by Kandarian demon" costumes.  SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 8

 
Ben Cooper had a loose definition of "TV Hero" and an even looser definition of "terrifying mop-haired she-demon from the black nether realms."

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 7

 Never before has screaming the song "Because I Love Trash" been so spot on.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 6

 

Somebody needs the Rescue from Botched Cosmetic Surgery Team, also, the firefighter being on fire is probably not something this team wants on their resume.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 5

Finally, we've gotten into the Ben Cooper sexy costumes, with the YIKES yellow-hued, slant-eyed Dragon Lady.  Ben Cooper gives on one hand, takes away with the other!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 4

 

Disney's Jim Henson's Pirates of the Caribbean Babies™ was a bad idea for a show, all around.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 3

 

Flame Retardant?  Well, so much for wanting this to die in a fire!

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 2

I must have missed the season of The Bionic Woman where they gave her bionic lashes, bionic face lengthening, and bionic heat rash.

Ranking Ben Cooper - Day 1

This looks less like he's preparing himself for a life and death battle with Cobra and more like he's worried about where the near mortgage payment is coming from.

Welcome to the 2022 Halloween Season!

 

Sex Madness - Mondopiece Theatre

Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/KIB2-rE3rHA

Today's comedy review is a 1938 scare film that builds a case that if you dare to stray even a millimeter from the beaten path you're going to get beaten by everything the universe can throw at you. It's the feel good picture of the year!

Carnival of Blood - Mondopiece Theatre

Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/_v2bJVuzMAc

Today's comedy review is Carnival of Blood, from the same people that did Curse of the Headless Horseman, and also a couple of the plagues of Egypt. Featuring a sound track that will strip barnacles from the Titanic. 

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