Friday, December 8, 2017

Trader Hornee - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is a combination parody/comedy/sex/white jungle goddess adventure film that manages to fail at every one of those categories!


Saturday, November 25, 2017

The Night of the Cat - Mondopiece Theatre

It's kung fu action time on Mondopiece Theatre! Don your ridiculous giant black wig and black slacks, call it a cat costume, and then take your revenge on the mob!


Thursday, November 9, 2017

Nautical Nudes - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's review is a short as epic as the movie Titanic ... no, not the DiCaprio one, the one with the singing and dancing animated dogs.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Monsters Crash the Pajama Party - Mondopiece Theatre

This week it's Monsters Crash the Pajama Party, a movie that delivers monsters, a pajama party, and some lite crashing; also apes, pantless werewolves, and overly long credits.  Not included: entertainment.  Today's special Halloween song is an instrumental!


Monday, October 9, 2017

Blood - Mondopiece Theatre

Our first Halloween review features Andy Milligan's Blood, a little nugget of condensed bitterness, goofy monsters, and even goofier plants.  Today's song is a metal number because it's the Halloween season!


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Adam and Six Eves - Mondopiece Theatre

Do you like Donkeys? Do you have no opinion on donkeys? Well, this is the nudie-cutie that will certainly cement your opinions on donkeys, guaranteed!

No episodes in September as I prepare for some extra special stuff for Halloween, including the return of Your Final Answer!


Friday, August 18, 2017

Cottonpickin' Chickenpickers - Mondopiece Theatre

We review a movie with a title that explains all you need to know.  There is chickenpickers, and they are cottonpickin'.  This movie has more Southern cliches than you can shake something cottonpickin' at!  Today's song is a stuttering slow blues number!


Wednesday, August 2, 2017

The Handyman - Mondopiece Theatre

Mind-boggling is about the only way to explain this strange nudie-cutie short. Take a journey as I try to stay sane during each creepy scene! Today's musical number is a catchy rock piece.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

She Freak - Mondopiece Theatre

Special guest The Horror Guru and Horror Addicts help me get through the Freaks rip-off She Freak.  Featuring many grueling hours of carnival footage, punctuated by more carnival footage, with an interlude of carnival footage.  This week's song is a little metal number!


Horror Guru: www.youtube.com/user/TheRealHorrorGuru
Horror Addicts: www.horroraddictstv.com

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Wild Gals of the Naked West - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's film is a startling look at hygiene standards of the old west.  At least I think it is, women take a lot of baths in this film!  Directed by Russ Meyer -- oh, that explains it.  Also: an ape.  Don't ask.  There's no answer.  Today's original song is a pseudo-country ditty!


Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Sting of Death - Mondopiece Theatre

The absolute goofiest monster suit and absolute goofiest dancing teens collide in todays absolutely goofy movie review.  Includes a very metal ska song, for goofy reasons.


Golidilocks and the Three Bares - Mondopiece Theatre

It's a comedy! It's a musical! It's a nudist camp film! Three great tastes that go together like vinegar, metal shards, and battery acid. Featuring naked people riding stinky horses and a funk song!



Thursday, May 25, 2017

The Ghastly Ones - Monodpiece Theatre

A mysterious, isolated house!  A bunch of characters you can't tell apart!  A plot very similar to a Scooby Doo episode!  All capped off with a speed metal song ... it's the perfect movie for Mondopiece Theatre!


Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Secret Dream Models of Oliver Nibble - Mondopiece Theatre

After watching this comedy review, please do not reveal the internet-shattering and shocking secret of this silly 60s go-go nudie cutie film!  Entire nations might fall, or just some people might view Love Boat differently!


Thursday, April 27, 2017

Intrepidos Punks - Mondopiece Theatre

Witness the titanic battle between mustache and luchador!  Marvel at the most ludicrously silly "punk" costuming ever ... and don't forget the bedazzled thong!  This week's original song is the only punk thing about this movie!


Friday, April 14, 2017

The Naked Witch - Mondopiece Theatre

Director Larry Buchanan's masterpiece of abject failure, but you'll get a lot of entertainment out of my comedy review!  Let's turn a negative into a positive!


Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!

Thursday, March 30, 2017

The Acid Eaters - Mondopiece Theatre

It's the Reefer Madness of LSD movies -- plus bikers, boobs, and Beelzebub!  Featuring a pyramid of LSD sugar cubes and a quicksand burial!



Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Deadly Weapons - Mondopiece Theatre

It's my new show, where I do a comedy review of an old mondo film.  This week, it's Doris Wishman's "Deadly Weapons."

This film features all 73-inches of talent from burlesque dancer Chesty Morgan as a grieving window out for revenge.  Also featuring the very 70s mustache of Harry Reems!


Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!