Friday, December 22, 2017
Friday, December 8, 2017
Trader Hornee - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's comedy review is a combination parody/comedy/sex/white jungle goddess adventure film that manages to fail at every one of those categories!
Saturday, November 25, 2017
The Night of the Cat - Mondopiece Theatre
It's kung fu action time on Mondopiece Theatre! Don your ridiculous giant black wig and black slacks, call it a cat costume, and then take your revenge on the mob!
Thursday, November 9, 2017
Nautical Nudes - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's review is a short as epic as the movie Titanic ... no, not the DiCaprio one, the one with the singing and dancing animated dogs.
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Monsters Crash the Pajama Party - Mondopiece Theatre
This week it's Monsters Crash the Pajama Party, a movie that delivers monsters, a pajama party, and some lite crashing; also apes, pantless werewolves, and overly long credits. Not included: entertainment. Today's special Halloween song is an instrumental!
Monday, October 9, 2017
Blood - Mondopiece Theatre
Our first Halloween review features Andy Milligan's Blood, a little nugget of condensed bitterness, goofy monsters, and even goofier plants. Today's song is a metal number because it's the Halloween season!
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
Adam and Six Eves - Mondopiece Theatre
Do you like Donkeys? Do you have no opinion on donkeys? Well, this is the nudie-cutie that will certainly cement your opinions on donkeys, guaranteed!
No episodes in September as I prepare for some extra special stuff for Halloween, including the return of Your Final Answer!
No episodes in September as I prepare for some extra special stuff for Halloween, including the return of Your Final Answer!
Friday, August 18, 2017
Cottonpickin' Chickenpickers - Mondopiece Theatre
We review a movie with a title that explains all you need to know. There is chickenpickers, and they are cottonpickin'. This movie has more Southern cliches than you can shake something cottonpickin' at! Today's song is a stuttering slow blues number!
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
The Handyman - Mondopiece Theatre
Mind-boggling is about the only way to explain this strange nudie-cutie short. Take a journey as I try to stay sane during each creepy scene! Today's musical number is a catchy rock piece.
Thursday, July 20, 2017
She Freak - Mondopiece Theatre
Special guest The Horror Guru and Horror Addicts help me get through the Freaks rip-off She Freak. Featuring many grueling hours of carnival footage, punctuated by more carnival footage, with an interlude of carnival footage. This week's song is a little metal number!
Horror Guru: www.youtube.com/user/TheRealHorrorGuru
Horror Addicts: www.horroraddictstv.com
Horror Guru: www.youtube.com/user/TheRealHorrorGuru
Horror Addicts: www.horroraddictstv.com
Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Wild Gals of the Naked West - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's film is a startling look at hygiene standards of the old west. At least I think it is, women take a lot of baths in this film! Directed by Russ Meyer -- oh, that explains it. Also: an ape. Don't ask. There's no answer. Today's original song is a pseudo-country ditty!
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Sting of Death - Mondopiece Theatre
The absolute goofiest monster suit and absolute goofiest dancing teens collide in todays absolutely goofy movie review. Includes a very metal ska song, for goofy reasons.
Golidilocks and the Three Bares - Mondopiece Theatre
It's a comedy! It's a musical! It's a nudist camp film! Three great tastes that go together like vinegar, metal shards, and battery acid. Featuring naked people riding stinky horses and a funk song!
Thursday, May 25, 2017
The Ghastly Ones - Monodpiece Theatre
A mysterious, isolated house! A bunch of characters you can't tell apart! A plot very similar to a Scooby Doo episode! All capped off with a speed metal song ... it's the perfect movie for Mondopiece Theatre!
Thursday, May 11, 2017
The Secret Dream Models of Oliver Nibble - Mondopiece Theatre
After watching this comedy review, please do not reveal the internet-shattering and shocking secret of this silly 60s go-go nudie cutie film! Entire nations might fall, or just some people might view Love Boat differently!
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Intrepidos Punks - Mondopiece Theatre
Witness the titanic battle between mustache and luchador! Marvel at the most ludicrously silly "punk" costuming ever ... and don't forget the bedazzled thong! This week's original song is the only punk thing about this movie!
Friday, April 14, 2017
The Naked Witch - Mondopiece Theatre
Director Larry Buchanan's masterpiece of abject failure, but you'll get a lot of entertainment out of my comedy review! Let's turn a negative into a positive!
Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!
Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!
Thursday, March 30, 2017
The Acid Eaters - Mondopiece Theatre
It's the Reefer Madness of LSD movies -- plus bikers, boobs, and Beelzebub! Featuring a pyramid of LSD sugar cubes and a quicksand burial!
Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!
Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!
Thursday, March 16, 2017
Deadly Weapons - Mondopiece Theatre
It's my new show, where I do a comedy review of an old mondo film. This week, it's Doris Wishman's "Deadly Weapons."
This film features all 73-inches of talent from burlesque dancer Chesty Morgan as a grieving window out for revenge. Also featuring the very 70s mustache of Harry Reems!
Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!
This film features all 73-inches of talent from burlesque dancer Chesty Morgan as a grieving window out for revenge. Also featuring the very 70s mustache of Harry Reems!
Every episode ends with an original rock song based on the movie!
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