Our Halloween movie is Hillbillies in a Haunted House, or a random collection of plastic skeletons, old horror actors in need of a paycheck, and spontaneous country music acts. The most unbelievable special effect in this whole thing is Joi Lansing's shirt.
Showing posts with label bad movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad movies. Show all posts
Monday, October 26, 2020
Hillbillies in a Haunted House - Mondopiece Theatre
Thursday, April 18, 2019
Two Thousand Maniacs - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's comedy review is Two Thousand Maniacs, a retelling of the Gene Kelly musical Brigadoon through the eyes of anybody writing a Saw sequel!
Friday, June 22, 2018
Ghetto Freaks - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's comedy review takes a deep dive into the world of hippies. It smells about like you'd expect.
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Blaze Starr Goes Nudist - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's comedy review features Blaze Starr attempting to act but only causing catastrophic injury to herself. Luckily we have Doris Wishman's patented endless nudist camp footage to pull us through!
With special guest star Beaucoup Askew TV: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoIx7s5I04ukDJHTS967WIQ
With special guest star Beaucoup Askew TV: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoIx7s5I04ukDJHTS967WIQ
Thursday, March 15, 2018
Maniac - Mondopiece Theatre
There's acting. Then there's over-acting. Then there's this comedy review featuring a movie with acting that could sand away mountains and boil away oceans!
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Nuts and Nuts - Mondopiece Theatre
The nudes are irrelevant. The nuts are irrelevant. All that matters in this movie review is it contains 2018's stunning new character find: Zippo!
This episode's song is a funk song because it's what Zippo demanded!
This episode's song is a funk song because it's what Zippo demanded!
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
The Body Beneath - Mondopiece Theatre
This week's episode is a vampire film. I think. I'm not sure, the film's not sure, and writer/director Andy Milligan is never sure of anything but pain and suffering!
This episode's song has guest vocals by Erika Askew!
Check out at Beaucoup Askew TV!
This episode's song has guest vocals by Erika Askew!
Check out at Beaucoup Askew TV!
Friday, December 22, 2017
Friday, December 8, 2017
Trader Hornee - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's comedy review is a combination parody/comedy/sex/white jungle goddess adventure film that manages to fail at every one of those categories!
Saturday, November 25, 2017
The Night of the Cat - Mondopiece Theatre
It's kung fu action time on Mondopiece Theatre! Don your ridiculous giant black wig and black slacks, call it a cat costume, and then take your revenge on the mob!
Thursday, November 9, 2017
Nautical Nudes - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's review is a short as epic as the movie Titanic ... no, not the DiCaprio one, the one with the singing and dancing animated dogs.
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Monsters Crash the Pajama Party - Mondopiece Theatre
This week it's Monsters Crash the Pajama Party, a movie that delivers monsters, a pajama party, and some lite crashing; also apes, pantless werewolves, and overly long credits. Not included: entertainment. Today's special Halloween song is an instrumental!
Friday, August 18, 2017
Cottonpickin' Chickenpickers - Mondopiece Theatre
We review a movie with a title that explains all you need to know. There is chickenpickers, and they are cottonpickin'. This movie has more Southern cliches than you can shake something cottonpickin' at! Today's song is a stuttering slow blues number!
Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Wild Gals of the Naked West - Mondopiece Theatre
Today's film is a startling look at hygiene standards of the old west. At least I think it is, women take a lot of baths in this film! Directed by Russ Meyer -- oh, that explains it. Also: an ape. Don't ask. There's no answer. Today's original song is a pseudo-country ditty!
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Golidilocks and the Three Bares - Mondopiece Theatre
It's a comedy! It's a musical! It's a nudist camp film! Three great tastes that go together like vinegar, metal shards, and battery acid. Featuring naked people riding stinky horses and a funk song!
Thursday, May 25, 2017
The Ghastly Ones - Monodpiece Theatre
A mysterious, isolated house! A bunch of characters you can't tell apart! A plot very similar to a Scooby Doo episode! All capped off with a speed metal song ... it's the perfect movie for Mondopiece Theatre!
Thursday, May 11, 2017
The Secret Dream Models of Oliver Nibble - Mondopiece Theatre
After watching this comedy review, please do not reveal the internet-shattering and shocking secret of this silly 60s go-go nudie cutie film! Entire nations might fall, or just some people might view Love Boat differently!
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Intrepidos Punks - Mondopiece Theatre
Witness the titanic battle between mustache and luchador! Marvel at the most ludicrously silly "punk" costuming ever ... and don't forget the bedazzled thong! This week's original song is the only punk thing about this movie!
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