Showing posts with label bad movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad movies. Show all posts

Monday, October 26, 2020

Hillbillies in a Haunted House - Mondopiece Theatre

Our Halloween movie is Hillbillies in a Haunted House, or a random collection of plastic skeletons, old horror actors in need of a paycheck, and spontaneous country music acts. The most unbelievable special effect in this whole thing is Joi Lansing's shirt.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Two Thousand Maniacs - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is Two Thousand Maniacs, a retelling of the Gene Kelly musical Brigadoon through the eyes of anybody writing a Saw sequel!


Friday, June 22, 2018

Ghetto Freaks - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review takes a deep dive into the world of hippies.  It smells about like you'd expect.


Thursday, June 7, 2018

Blaze Starr Goes Nudist - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review features Blaze Starr attempting to act but only causing catastrophic injury to herself.  Luckily we have Doris Wishman's patented endless nudist camp footage to pull us through!


With special guest star Beaucoup Askew TV: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoIx7s5I04ukDJHTS967WIQ

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Maniac - Mondopiece Theatre

There's acting. Then there's over-acting. Then there's this comedy review featuring a movie with acting that could sand away mountains and boil away oceans!


Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Nuts and Nuts - Mondopiece Theatre

The nudes are irrelevant.  The nuts are irrelevant.  All that matters in this movie review is it contains 2018's stunning new character find: Zippo!


This episode's song is a funk song because it's what Zippo demanded!

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

The Body Beneath - Mondopiece Theatre

This week's episode is a vampire film.  I think.  I'm not sure, the film's not sure, and writer/director Andy Milligan is never sure of anything but pain and suffering!


This episode's song has guest vocals by Erika Askew!
Check out at Beaucoup Askew TV!

Friday, December 22, 2017

Our season finale features the shrillest Christmas short ever.  Sure to make you believe jack-in-the-boxes are spawns of a dark elder god!  It all ends with a rocking Christmas Carol!  Will be back in Feb with season 2!


Friday, December 8, 2017

Trader Hornee - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is a combination parody/comedy/sex/white jungle goddess adventure film that manages to fail at every one of those categories!


Saturday, November 25, 2017

The Night of the Cat - Mondopiece Theatre

It's kung fu action time on Mondopiece Theatre! Don your ridiculous giant black wig and black slacks, call it a cat costume, and then take your revenge on the mob!


Thursday, November 9, 2017

Nautical Nudes - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's review is a short as epic as the movie Titanic ... no, not the DiCaprio one, the one with the singing and dancing animated dogs.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Monsters Crash the Pajama Party - Mondopiece Theatre

This week it's Monsters Crash the Pajama Party, a movie that delivers monsters, a pajama party, and some lite crashing; also apes, pantless werewolves, and overly long credits.  Not included: entertainment.  Today's special Halloween song is an instrumental!


Friday, August 18, 2017

Cottonpickin' Chickenpickers - Mondopiece Theatre

We review a movie with a title that explains all you need to know.  There is chickenpickers, and they are cottonpickin'.  This movie has more Southern cliches than you can shake something cottonpickin' at!  Today's song is a stuttering slow blues number!


Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Wild Gals of the Naked West - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's film is a startling look at hygiene standards of the old west.  At least I think it is, women take a lot of baths in this film!  Directed by Russ Meyer -- oh, that explains it.  Also: an ape.  Don't ask.  There's no answer.  Today's original song is a pseudo-country ditty!


Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Golidilocks and the Three Bares - Mondopiece Theatre

It's a comedy! It's a musical! It's a nudist camp film! Three great tastes that go together like vinegar, metal shards, and battery acid. Featuring naked people riding stinky horses and a funk song!



Thursday, May 25, 2017

The Ghastly Ones - Monodpiece Theatre

A mysterious, isolated house!  A bunch of characters you can't tell apart!  A plot very similar to a Scooby Doo episode!  All capped off with a speed metal song ... it's the perfect movie for Mondopiece Theatre!


Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Secret Dream Models of Oliver Nibble - Mondopiece Theatre

After watching this comedy review, please do not reveal the internet-shattering and shocking secret of this silly 60s go-go nudie cutie film!  Entire nations might fall, or just some people might view Love Boat differently!


Thursday, April 27, 2017

Intrepidos Punks - Mondopiece Theatre

Witness the titanic battle between mustache and luchador!  Marvel at the most ludicrously silly "punk" costuming ever ... and don't forget the bedazzled thong!  This week's original song is the only punk thing about this movie!