Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Fresh Fruit - Hair Mistress (Song 1984)

Hair Mistress is an unknown hair metal band from 1984, who had it's entire history buried by the record companies for "rocking too hard." Unreleased for over three decades, their single "Fresh Fruit," taken from their album Spontaneous Hair Combustion, is about sweet, sexy love in a grocery store (which was evidently stocked with euphemisms.) Prepare to be rocked too hard. #hairmetal #metal #1984


working days, working nights,
I'm your shelf stocking guy
going go meet my girl by the pot pies
when she goes dancing you know I can't resist her
in her work t-shirt through the produce mist-ers

sexy at the register
we can't stay apart
thanks to the seatbelt
woah in the cart

Fresh Fruit always in stock
over by the melons and the hamhocks
Fresh Fruit ripe for the pickin'
scan my cucumber the price is finger lickin'

there's a sale in the store,
seeing who will come
when we got a price check over by the hot dogs and buns

when she calls a clean up,
you know that just everything stops
she brings the bucket and I bring my dripping mop

cruisin' down the isle
in my flame-decaled souped up grocery cart
there she is, by the melons shaking her jello and melting the ice cream pops
yeah she's gripping the pricing gun
giving discounts, marking things off, and taking things off

Saturday, August 7, 2021

Prostitutes Protective Society - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is another raw sewage spill from one Barry Mahon: though this time, it's not a short, but a whole movie! If that's not enough, stick around to see how many different way I can say the confusing title. Special guest star Erika from @beaucoupaskewtv

Sunday, June 20, 2021

Pagan Pageant - Instrumental

 

An acoustic and rock instrumental, inspired by a musical piece I did for @Screaming Soup! Please spread the word if you like it.

Mutilations - Mondopiece Theatre


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Today's comedic movie review contains clay monsters that somehow manage to out-act the human cast.

Vampire Hookers - Mondopiece Theatre


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Season 5 starts with a comedy review of Vampire Hookers, which delivers exactly what it promises, hookers who are vampires ... and there might also be some John Carradine. Probably should have lead with that. Also the Reaper is back! Probably shouldn't lead with that!

Thursday, April 8, 2021

Sunday, March 28, 2021

Cerne Giant - Illudium Phosdex

 

A performance of the "Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 Century" inspired Cerne Giant instrumental: Illudium Phosdex.