I'd like you to meet Mr. WeeGee, a collection of smiling-under-duress models, gay stereotypes, scripts lifted directly from Benny Hill's trash can, and me, your host, the only idiot that's watched this more than once.
Saturday, December 25, 2021
The Imp-Probable Mr Weegee - Mondopiece Theatre
I'd like you to meet Mr. WeeGee, a collection of smiling-under-duress models, gay stereotypes, scripts lifted directly from Benny Hill's trash can, and me, your host, the only idiot that's watched this more than once.
Peace and Quiet - Cerne Giant
A remix of the final song on the Cerne Giant album "Songs We Never Learned to Play." Instruments by Brian Barnes, lyrics and vocal melodies by Russ Barnes. Enjoy and please spread the word if you like it!
Saturday, October 30, 2021
The Abomination - Mondopiece Theatre
Halloween season closes with the most apply titled movie ever, a mid 80s amateur horror movie about muppets, mayhem, and somebody getting really angry at the state of their house after this movie's production!
Part 3 of the 2021 Halloween season!
Foul Floppies - Instrumental
Halloween 2021's metal celebration of the great pre-code horror books of the fifties! With special thanks to Mr. Karswell at the Horrors of it All.
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Sunday, October 24, 2021
The Beast and the Vixens - Mondopiece Theatre
Part 2 of the 2021 Halloween season!
Tuesday, September 21, 2021
Monstrosity - Mondopiece Theatre
Two months of Halloween starts with a comedy review of an Andy Milligan film. Mere mention of the dreaded one's name should let you know what you are in for -- except -- this one is a horror *comedy*. Yup. Buckle in.
Part 1 of the 2021 Halloween season!
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
Fresh Fruit - Hair Mistress (Song 1984)
Hair Mistress is an unknown hair metal band from 1984, who had it's entire history buried by the record companies for "rocking too hard." Unreleased for over three decades, their single "Fresh Fruit," taken from their album Spontaneous Hair Combustion, is about sweet, sexy love in a grocery store (which was evidently stocked with euphemisms.) Prepare to be rocked too hard. #hairmetal #metal #1984
working days, working nights,
I'm your shelf stocking guy
going go meet my girl by the pot pies
when she goes dancing you know I can't resist her
in her work t-shirt through the produce mist-ers
sexy at the register
we can't stay apart
thanks to the seatbelt
woah in the cart
Fresh Fruit always in stock
over by the melons and the hamhocks
Fresh Fruit ripe for the pickin'
scan my cucumber the price is finger lickin'
there's a sale in the store,
seeing who will come
when we got a price check over by the hot dogs and buns
when she calls a clean up,
you know that just everything stops
she brings the bucket and I bring my dripping mop
cruisin' down the isle
in my flame-decaled souped up grocery cart
there she is, by the melons shaking her jello and melting the ice cream pops
yeah she's gripping the pricing gun
giving discounts, marking things off, and taking things off
Saturday, August 7, 2021
Prostitutes Protective Society - Mondopiece Theatre
Sunday, June 20, 2021
Pagan Pageant - Instrumental
An acoustic and rock instrumental, inspired by a musical piece I did for @Screaming Soup! Please spread the word if you like it.
Mutilations - Mondopiece Theatre
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Today's comedic movie review contains clay monsters that somehow manage to out-act the human cast.
Vampire Hookers - Mondopiece Theatre
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Season 5 starts with a comedy review of Vampire Hookers, which delivers exactly what it promises, hookers who are vampires ... and there might also be some John Carradine. Probably should have lead with that. Also the Reaper is back! Probably shouldn't lead with that!
Thursday, April 8, 2021
Bride of the Gorilla - Instrumental for Screaming Soup
A background instrumental I did for the Web's #1 Animated Horror Host show, Screaming Soup!
Watch Screaming Soup! at: https://www.youtube.com/c/ScreamingSoup
Sunday, March 28, 2021
Cerne Giant - Illudium Phosdex
A performance of the "Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 Century" inspired Cerne Giant instrumental: Illudium Phosdex.
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