Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Instant Orgy - Mondopiece Theatre

2020 brings you one last gift of unparalleled crap -- a comedy review of the Barry Mahon nudie cutie short Instant Orgy. A favorite for anybody with a wood panelling fetish.

Thursday, December 24, 2020

10 Not Dressed for the Weather Christmas Pin-Ups - Mondopiece Theatre

It's a Christmas top 10 list, full of the requisite questionable snowmen and even more questionable pin-up staging, all wrapped up under your fire-hazard Christmas tree with a bow of snark!

Christmas Junk, Part 6

Happy Holidays from the land of Misfit Lengthy Legs and Pervy Snow-men!

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Sunday, December 20, 2020

Christmas Junk, Part 4

A Merry Christmas, for about another 4 seconds and 10 feet until the pile of sharp branches at the bottom of the ravine -- not that big of a deal, it's 1850 and half you will be dead by year's end from typhoid, anyway! 

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Christmas Junk, Part 3

When it's time to wrap presents, I also get out my 12 foot candy cane poles, strip down to my flocked panties, and tie up my right hand with a Santa mask. For some reason, I suck at wrapping.

Friday, December 18, 2020

Another Random Ye Old Christmas Card

As it turns out, the magic hat that brought Frosty to life was originally owned by a really pervy old guy.


Thursday, December 17, 2020

The Batwoman - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review -- after years of the worst of the worst -- is finally a big-budget major studio blockbuster: The Batwoman! Please conveniently ignore the subtitles and wrestling, it's a big budget studio blockbuster. Trust me.

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Ye Olde Random Christmas Card

Dear Granddaughter, who looks like she's 7 going on 43, here's a gaggle of feral cats and poisonous berries. Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Deck The Halls

Your Christmas playlist suddenly becomes a bit more rock and a bit more full of ringing bells (ok, probably already had a lot of that!). Here's my little holiday present for you -- an original rock version of Deck the Halls!

10 Wacky Thanksgiving Pin-Ups - Mondopiece Theatre

What, more clickbait listicles? What, are they easy to produce or something? Am I too busy to entertain my massive YT fanbase? Maybe! But while you ponder that, here's some strange Thanksgiving Pin-Ups!

Hosts of Halloween

A original metal instrumental tribute to some of my friends in the Horror Hosting and adjacent businesses! Happy Halloween! @HomicidalKaci @HorrorAddictsTV @BeaucoupAskew @MondoCreepy @TheHorrorGuru @ScreamingSoup1
[solo - me!] @ggadwa @GIRLYgrindhouse @SludgeCentral @DinosaurDracula

Monday, October 26, 2020

Hillbillies in a Haunted House - Mondopiece Theatre

Our Halloween movie is Hillbillies in a Haunted House, or a random collection of plastic skeletons, old horror actors in need of a paycheck, and spontaneous country music acts. The most unbelievable special effect in this whole thing is Joi Lansing's shirt.

Thursday, October 15, 2020

10 Halloween Art Pin-ups - Mondopiece Theatre

The Halloween Clickbait Listicle snark continues with 10 Halloween Art Pin-ups. Yes, there are more pervy pumpkins, it's to be expected.

Friday, October 9, 2020

10 Worst Scooby-Doo Rip-Off Villains - Mondopiece Theatre

More Halloween Celebration as we pick the 10 worst villains from Scooby-Doo rip-off shows! Yes, that includes the black-cursed Jabberjaw, but no Captain Caveman so it's sort of a toss-up.

Saturday, September 26, 2020

10 Totally Real Victorian Ghosts - Mondopiece Theatre

Our Halloween celebration continues with less hair, but the same amount of snark, and a whole boat load of not at all fake Victorian Ghosts!

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

10 Not So Scary Carnival Haunted House Art - Mondopiece Theatre

For our second click-bait listicle, it's 10 slightly off-model and not-so-slightly copyright infringing carnival haunted house art! The ride is 5 tickets, the snark is free! 

10 Wacky Vintage Halloween Cards - Mondopiece Theatre

It's two months of Halloween and Mondopiece Theatre presents it's first click-bait listicle: vintage halloween cards, and all the snark I can throw at unnatural pumpkin creatures and angry cats.

Saturday, September 12, 2020

Curse of the Headless Horseman - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is a horror movie about the enduring power of friendship, i.e., a bunch of friends who had the weekend free to create one of the crappiest horror films I've ever seen.

Monday, August 31, 2020

Revenge of the Virgins - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is a stirring tale of the Old West through the stirring eyes of one Ed Wood Jr -- that's right -- it's a topless Western!

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Varietease - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is another burlesque film and you know the drill: 1% Bettie Page and 99% sadness about what was sexy in the 50s. Features some of the worst jokes I've seen in one of these, and that's really telling!

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Werewolf Bongo Party - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is a chunk of film without a beginning, an end, or any sanity, reason, or goodness in between. We get a drooling werewolf, though!

Trojan War - Amazing True Facts

Amazing True Facts takes on the the Trojan War while finally getting in on some of that sweet, sweet sponsorship all the other science and history channels get! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes (and/or sandals!)

Bobble - Classical Guitar

A classical guitar piece I wrote and performed, enjoy!

Bedtime Booga Booga

Today's comedy review is all about my obsession with boats. It's a short amateur monster movie and I'm not a well man, and this movie isn't helping.

Friday, May 22, 2020

Nocturna - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is a disco film. Sure, there's vampires, a werewolf that never becomes one, John Carradine, and Lily Munster herself, but you stopped reading after "disco," didn't you?

Friday, May 15, 2020

Puppetry - Amazing True Facts

Have the infernal secrets of puppetry escaped your grasp? Will you be hunted down if you construct a felt friend? Then this is the episode for you!

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Creepy for Lynda (Song) - Mondopiece Theatre

Reviewing Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw has moved me to song, an overly creepy and probably ill-advised song. Now it's up on YT! Probably shouldn't have done that, either!

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is the most important piece of film in all of cinema. Starring Lynda Carter. And nobody else of any importance.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Isolation - Amazing True Facts

Isolation is a concern for all of us, even super geniuses, but we can all get through it with these amazing true facts!

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Shocking Set - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review is constructed primarily of the sludge at the bottom of the main septic tank in hell, dredged up by the maestro Barry Mahon. Yes, another Mahon Nudie Cutie short rolls in!

Thursday, March 12, 2020

The Immoral Three - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review comes from the one, the only, the queen of exploitation, Doris Wishman. Featuring three busty women, a low-rent Stan Lee, and rooms masquerading as elevators, this film has everything you ever wanted and more that you've always dreaded!

Improv - Amazing True Facts

Is your improv awful? Do people buy beers just to chuck the bottles at your head? Do you enjoy this because it's attention? If so, improve your improv with these amazing true facts!

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

SNES vs Genesis - Amazing True Facts

Arguing consoles on your bulletin board's email chain? Well, now win immediately with these SNES vs Genesis Amazing True Facts!

Monday, February 10, 2020

The Man with Two Heads - Mondopiece Theatre

Today's comedy review proves two heads are not better than one, as long as one of the heads is writer/director/fog-enthusiast Andy Milligan!

Pearl Harbor - Amazing True Facts

Nothing you know about Pearl Harbor is true. The harbor is, in fact, not made up entirely of pearls! More amazing true facts in today's episode!

Pluto - Amazing True Facts

Here are Amazing True Facts about Pluto in our inaugural episode of Amazing True Facts with a Super Genius!

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Striporama - Mondopiece Theatre

Season 4 opens with a comedy review of Striporama, a movie about old guys, unfunny vaudeville acts, and random street assaults. Possibly some burlesque, but don't get your hopes up!