Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

I'm glad the Weeny Witch (tm) / Turkey Magician (tm) is fabulous because those kids costumes suck!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

I love Halloween. Halloween is my life ... but a pumpkin cookie is a bridge way too far! Also: What does the combination of pumpkin, cinnamon, sugar frosting, and candy corn taste like?

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Good idea, magazine, no treats for kids this year, they are getting a free jazz tom-tom solo!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Years later, the witch would have a house fall on her, the clown would become a demonic serial killer, and the pirate would die of scurvy, but, these were the good times!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Carefully cut the modeling chocolate, being sure not to touch the strings of marshmallow wrapped around every drawer, pot and utensils after making Rice Krispie treats!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Trick or Treat! One scoop each!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

The sentient corn stalk eats the oversized Milky Way, and the clown eats the corn stalk. It's the great circle of WHAT THE HELL.