Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 21

Day 21


The Dead Don't Sleep!

The dead also don't take showers.  And they love hugs.  Group hugs.

Adventures into Terror isn't hyperbole!

Monday, October 20, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 20

Day 20


At first glance, this seems to be a very helpful skeleton.  He's bringing a shovel to help that guy dig!  Sounds great, right?

Except that skeleton is only bringing his own shovel to tell the guy how to dig, and to demonstrate it.  He's the most jerky type of skeleton of all: the known-it-all skeleton.  That guy is in for a 20 minute lesson on shoveling and then 3 hours of disapproving looks.

That's being a jerk!

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 19

Day 19


Somewhere, in this world, there's somebody that saw this cover and formed a fetish, and now that guy is suffering beyond belief, because he's looking for a woman with:

1. snake fingers
2. skull butt
3. hair made by gluing together various cat hairballs

He's written one letter per day to internet advice columnists!

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 18

Day 18


Yeah, sure dare me to read your eerie tales of supernatural horror.  Or is it weird yarns of unseen terrors?  Well, if you are going to dare me, make up your mind!

Here we see the most gummy skeleton around.  He must have really taken the healthly gums lecture from the dentist to heart, because he's keep a real great pair of them!  The guy he's "kissing and killing", and hopefully in that order, isn't screaming as he gets hit, but demanding the skeleton tell him his gum-brushing ritual.

Skeleton's a jerk, though.  Not going to tell him.  Might kiss him.  Will certainly kill him, but will never tell him his gum hygiene secrets.  He'll take that to the grave.  Or already did!

Friday, October 17, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 17

Day 17


Skeletons hate old people.

They hate them so much they setup up an elaborate court-room drama just to screw with this old guy. They even rented a bat from the vampires, and one poor skeleton sacrificed his head just for added shock value.

The coffin as the jury box is a nice touch, though it being nearly square means it's only suited for SpongeBob SquarePants, and frankly, he doesn't have a skeleton.

What's this old guys crime?  Not drinking enough milk and bitterly complaining about the aches in his bones.  Again, skeletons just really, really hate old folks.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 16

Day 16


Hey, you got sports in my horror ...
Hey, you got horror in my sports ...
My god, this is awful, throw it away!

"He was death on cleats."  Probably slightly scarier than "Death in Bunny Slippers" but a lot less scary than "Death in Nice Pumps."

Your Final Answer, Episode 7

The Reaper throws out a lot of comic-related jokes for comic folks, but then gets accused of sexism and starts digging a hole ... and very deep and very dangerous hole.  His response?  Just keeps on digging!

Your Final Answer [Episode 7]


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