Thursday, November 20, 2014

Your Final Answer Episode 12, Thanksgiving Special Part 1

This week's episode is part 1 of Your Final Answer's Thanksgiving special.  The Reaper needs to prepare a turkey diner, but the turkey isn't cooperating.  To make things worse, the turkey sounds remarkably like Paul Lynde, with the attitude and puns to match!

Your Final Answer [Episode 12]


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Thursday, November 13, 2014

Your Final Answer Episode 11

Today's question starts a rousing game of Dinosaur Dracula Cards with the Beast. The Beast's grasp of the general rules is about as good as his grasp of what a "card" actually is.  It ends up costing the Reaper a lot of pain, which isn't new, and a lot of money, which is!

Your Final Answer [Episode 11]


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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Your Final Answer Episode 10

The Reaper gets a question he's none too happy to answer -- but a gentle letter from the boss at the station -- along with a slightly less gentle cattle prod -- gets him to recall his time as the host of a children's program.  As always, it goes poorly!

Your Final Answer [Episode 10]


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Thursday, October 30, 2014

Your Final Answer Episode 9 Halloween Special!

It's special guest stars galore in Your Final Answer's 2014 Halloween Special!  All guests are immediately ignored as the Reaper attempts to push his new Found Footage Horror Film ... The Soup Witch.  Or maybe its more of a trailer.  He's only sure it's scary!  Sadly, the suits upstairs want a couple "minor" edits ...

Your Final Answer [Episode 9]
Halloween Special!


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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Days 29-31

As I'm going to be concentrating on Your Final Answer in the coming months, I'm finishing out Skeletons are Jerks with a grand blow-out, because tomorrow sees the release of the Your Final Answer Halloween Special!

So, on to our final round-up of jerky skeletons!

Day 29


The anatomy of a straw man argument: he's not arguing that people don't live forever, he's arguing to not die right this very second!  And, is he going to get executed by breasts, because that's the way this cover is staged.

Again, another artist who shouldn't be drawing covers after being turned down for a date!

Skeleton on the right is really, really pissed at the skeleton on the left.  That guy took the last pair of goggly eyes, and now he's stuck with two marbles ratting around in his sockets.

Day 30


OK, add one more artist that shouldn't be drawing covers after being turned down for a date!

Sure, the robbed and sickle wielding skeleton is a bit menacing, but the other skeletons look like they are just screwing around.  Being jerks, as they would say.  They aren't helping at all!  The one on the left is desperately trying to peek at the cleavage, the one in the middle is a jerk racist working on his "mammy" pose, and the one in the back is just doing "look at me, mom, and you said I'd never amount to anything at the black mass!"

Can we top this collection of skeletal jerks?

Day 31


Certainly!

The guy in the back isn't shaking in fear, he's shaking in anger.  First, the trumpeter is wasting everybody's time due to the slight fact that he doesn't have any lungs.  The conductor won't get rid of his smelly sea weed toupee even though everybody knows it's fake, and the skeleton bottom left seems to be operating the controls to a drawbridge, and that's really got to interfere with the rhythm!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 28

Day 28


What woman could die with such a fabulous mustache growing on that upper lip?

By the way, here, once and for all, is proof of somebody that is "big boned."

Monday, October 27, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 27

Day 27


"We paid over $2K to get those front teeth fixed!  My insurance company is going to hear about this!"

Can anybody figure out the Da Vinci Code level of underlining in the story titles?  "of" and "in" I can understand, but not "and" and then going for the "in" in "Avenging" seems more OCD-ish than complete-ish.

And he really needs to sue that dentist!  And whoever applied that woman's make-up!