Certainly, there's nothing more loved by sinister hobos, clown ghosts, and snaggletooth witches than nut logs. Also: All three of those are great doom metal band names.
Saturday, October 24, 2026
Candy of Shame Halloween 2026
Certainly, there's nothing more loved by sinister hobos, clown ghosts, and snaggletooth witches than nut logs. Also: All three of those are great doom metal band names.
Thursday, October 22, 2026
Candy of Shame Halloween 2026
No. No no no no no. Uh huh. No. I will not buy candy from something with punctuation eyebrows.
Wednesday, October 21, 2026
Candy of Shame Halloween 2026
Not only did that little %^@%#^! use my best sheet but he doesn't even know how to properly cut eyeholes!
Monday, October 19, 2026
Candy of Shame Halloween 2026
I'm handing out VHS tapes this year. The kid that gets Amityville 3D is going to be pissed!
Sunday, October 18, 2026
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
Candy of Shame Halloween 2026
I'm glad the Weeny Witch (tm) / Turkey Magician (tm) is fabulous because those kids costumes suck!
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Candy of Shame Halloween 2026
I love Halloween. Halloween is my life ... but a pumpkin cookie is a bridge way too far! Also: What does the combination of pumpkin, cinnamon, sugar frosting, and candy corn taste like?
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