It's special guest stars galore in Your Final Answer's 2014 Halloween Special! All guests are immediately ignored as the Reaper attempts to push his new Found Footage Horror Film ... The Soup Witch. Or maybe its more of a trailer. He's only sure it's scary! Sadly, the suits upstairs want a couple "minor" edits ...
Your Final Answer [Episode 9]
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As I'm going to be concentrating on Your Final Answer in the coming months, I'm finishing out Skeletons are Jerks with a grand blow-out, because tomorrow sees the release of the Your Final Answer Halloween Special!
So, on to our final round-up of jerky skeletons!
The anatomy of a straw man argument: he's not arguing that people don't live forever, he's arguing to not die right this very second! And, is he going to get executed by breasts, because that's the way this cover is staged.
Again, another artist who shouldn't be drawing covers after being turned down for a date!
Skeleton on the right is really, really pissed at the skeleton on the left. That guy took the last pair of goggly eyes, and now he's stuck with two marbles ratting around in his sockets.
OK, add one more artist that shouldn't be drawing covers after being turned down for a date!
Sure, the robbed and sickle wielding skeleton is a bit menacing, but the other skeletons look like they are just screwing around. Being jerks, as they would say. They aren't helping at all! The one on the left is desperately trying to peek at the cleavage, the one in the middle is a jerk racist working on his "mammy" pose, and the one in the back is just doing "look at me, mom, and you said I'd never amount to anything at the black mass!"
Can we top this collection of skeletal jerks?
The guy in the back isn't shaking in fear, he's shaking in anger. First, the trumpeter is wasting everybody's time due to the slight fact that he doesn't have any lungs. The conductor won't get rid of his smelly sea weed toupee even though everybody knows it's fake, and the skeleton bottom left seems to be operating the controls to a drawbridge, and that's really got to interfere with the rhythm!
"We paid over $2K to get those front teeth fixed! My insurance company is going to hear about this!"
Can anybody figure out the Da Vinci Code level of underlining in the story titles? "of" and "in" I can understand, but not "and" and then going for the "in" in "Avenging" seems more OCD-ish than complete-ish.
And he really needs to sue that dentist! And whoever applied that woman's make-up!
I know what it is, and I will speak it's name. No, it's not attempting to hide the skull coming out of her face. It's the ... get ready ... put on your knee pads and mouth guards. Ready? Are you sure? Life insurance up to date? I'm going to speak to unspeakable evil, you know! OK. You asked for it.
I was originally going to go with the physics of how those breasts actually exist in a 3D world, but that truly is unspeakable.
Grand. Really grand. First, I have to fight the WARRIOR OF DEATH, and now his pal, horror shows up?
By the way, somebody got commissioned to draw a skull and instead handed in a really toothy guy with red John Lennon glasses. Nobody at Warren publishing cared, they probably only paid $1 for it, anyway, and probably re-ran it 28 times. That last joke was for comic historians, only.
There was a near riot at the venue when the bride removed her veil.
Groom thought, "eh, she's still got a nice rack" and the wedding went on as planned, except when he tried to push the cake into her face, half of it got stuck in the eye sockets and the rest just goo-ed out of the jaw holes like a really low budget play doh mold.