Instant Orgy - Mondopiece Theatre

2020 brings you one last gift of unparalleled crap -- a comedy review of the Barry Mahon nudie cutie short Instant Orgy. A favorite for anybody with a wood panelling fetish.

10 Not Dressed for the Weather Christmas Pin-Ups - Mondopiece Theatre

It's a Christmas top 10 list, full of the requisite questionable snowmen and even more questionable pin-up staging, all wrapped up under your fire-hazard Christmas tree with a bow of snark!

Christmas Junk, Part 6

Happy Holidays from the land of Misfit Lengthy Legs and Pervy Snow-men!

Christmas Junk, Part 5

Never been so conflicted when this came up on Tinder!

Christmas Junk, Part 4

A Merry Christmas, for about another 4 seconds and 10 feet until the pile of sharp branches at the bottom of the ravine -- not that big of a deal, it's 1850 and half you will be dead by year's end from typhoid, anyway! 

Christmas Junk, Part 3

When it's time to wrap presents, I also get out my 12 foot candy cane poles, strip down to my flocked panties, and tie up my right hand with a Santa mask. For some reason, I suck at wrapping.

Another Random Ye Old Christmas Card

As it turns out, the magic hat that brought Frosty to life was originally owned by a really pervy old guy.