Monday, September 1, 2014

More improved Charlie Brown Costumes

Every Halloween this blog tries to think of quick and easy ways to improve Charlie Brown's relatively lackluster ghost costume.  Here's a few more suggestion.  Before trying these, ask a grown up for help, or at least the attendant in the insane asylum you are currently residing in if you are really thinking of trying any of these crappy overlaid drawings.

Brain-Eating Ameba

This is a good costume for the kids who desire a career in the CDC, or just anybody with liquified brains dripping out of their eye sockets.


That quick, subliminal face in the Exorcist makes a fine costume, sure to be admired by the 1% of the population that actually survived the trauma of seeing it without immediately erasing it from their minds.  Also, film nerds.  Or ancient Assyrians. 

The Human Charliepede

Ask you mom to help sew you friends mouth-to-anus.  You should probably find the the most convenient time to ask, more than likely, not over diner.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Your Final Answer: Episode 001

The Halloween 2014 Season begins a day early on the parade.

Nothing is better than the crisp autumn days ringed by the enclosing doom of the early, encroaching darkness leading up to All Hallow's Eve.  I love it, all the plastic skeletons I'll liter about the yard love it, and so this blog loves it, and it's here I launch my new video series ...

Your Final Answer

Where the eternal embodiment of death takes on your viewer questions.  Note: He's a bit cranky and might never get to answering the question, or just answer it with two barges full of snark.  Also,  a drunk squirrel seems to be involved.

Leave a comment with a question, or leave one on the youtube video!  Leave one somewhere, the reaper's a bit lonely, seeing that his touch causes all live things to die.  Wait, that got sad.

Welcome to the 2 month Halloween 2014 Season
on the Parade of Horrorables!

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Will be quiet for a couple days as the Parade prepares for the Two Months of Halloween celebration.  Something special is coming with that ...

Stay tuned!

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Unknown Comics 10

Hoo boy, this unknown comic was for an Asian dating service.  It should never have seen the light of day.  Only a site like the parade, either brave or with nothing to lose (spoiler: nothing to lose) would publish this.

(click to read!)

Scan from Four Color Shadows.

Monday, August 18, 2014

Unknown Comics 9

We are days away from two months of Halloween, so how about a pretty misguided attempt at the updating the the Rudolph story?  That's the kind of topical service we present here at the Parade!

(click to read!)

Scan from Pappy's Golden Age

Friday, August 15, 2014

Unknown Comics 8

There seems to be a bit of a mix-up with this one.  This unknown comic was an attempt by a company to make a comic that advertised it's chicken strips ... but the writer seemed to take "chicken" and "strip" in the wrong context.

(click to read!)

Scan from Pappy's Golden Age

Monday, August 11, 2014

Unknown Comics 7

Another unknown comic, this one from a Danish version of the teenage girl magazine Teen Beat.  Teen girls are the same all over the world, but the music they listen to certainly isn't ...

(click to make readable!)

Scan from Four Color Shadows.