Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Good idea, magazine, no treats for kids this year, they are getting a free jazz tom-tom solo!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Years later, the witch would have a house fall on her, the clown would become a demonic serial killer, and the pirate would die of scurvy, but, these were the good times!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Carefully cut the modeling chocolate, being sure not to touch the strings of marshmallow wrapped around every drawer, pot and utensils after making Rice Krispie treats!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Trick or Treat! One scoop each!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

The sentient corn stalk eats the oversized Milky Way, and the clown eats the corn stalk. It's the great circle of WHAT THE HELL.

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Welcome to Hell, mortal! Our candy is baked beans and our music is country! Now, do-si-do for all of eternity!!!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Every Halloween, I wonder if this is the one where I'll grow tired of it ... and then a witch balancing a pumpkin on her butt rides up on her motorcycle and hands me a pop, and everything is right with the world again!