Ghost Caught on Video! Halloween 2026

I think my house is haunted, I'm frightened out of my mind but I have finally caught some activity on video. Do not watch with the lights off! Happy Halloween!

Watch on YT: Ghost Caught on Video!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

I don't care if I end up in an oven, if her house is made of candy and she's there then I'm there!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

How hard can we compress sugar? Your teeth are about to find out!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

A bunch of clones feed only on corn syrup? Do you want to start the end of the world?

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Certainly, there's nothing more loved by sinister hobos, clown ghosts, and snaggletooth witches than nut logs. Also: All three of those are great doom metal band names.

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

No. No no no no no. Uh huh. No. I will not buy candy from something with punctuation eyebrows.

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Not only did that little %^@%#^! use my best sheet but he doesn't even know how to properly cut eyeholes!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

I'm handing out VHS tapes this year. The kid that gets Amityville 3D is going to be pissed!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Yet but another magazine that marginalizes zombies!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

I'm glad the Weeny Witch (tm) / Turkey Magician (tm) is fabulous because those kids costumes suck!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

I love Halloween. Halloween is my life ... but a pumpkin cookie is a bridge way too far! Also: What does the combination of pumpkin, cinnamon, sugar frosting, and candy corn taste like?

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Good idea, magazine, no treats for kids this year, they are getting a free jazz tom-tom solo!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Years later, the witch would have a house fall on her, the clown would become a demonic serial killer, and the pirate would die of scurvy, but, these were the good times!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Carefully cut the modeling chocolate, being sure not to touch the strings of marshmallow wrapped around every drawer, pot and utensils after making Rice Krispie treats!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Trick or Treat! One scoop each!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

The sentient corn stalk eats the oversized Milky Way, and the clown eats the corn stalk. It's the great circle of WHAT THE HELL.

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Welcome to Hell, mortal! Our candy is baked beans and our music is country! Now, do-si-do for all of eternity!!!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Every Halloween, I wonder if this is the one where I'll grow tired of it ... and then a witch balancing a pumpkin on her butt rides up on her motorcycle and hands me a pop, and everything is right with the world again!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Finally, the Better Homes and Gardens Halloween special is here! I hope it has a recipe for purple warty black pumpkin!

Candy of Shame Halloween 2026

Only 1 out of 10 is cheese!