Broken Leg Skeletor Reaches Bottom

So, let's recap.

My right leg is shattered.  It feels like somebody is attempting to shish kabob my patella.  Panthor, my battle-cat-sans-rip-off animal, is attempting to eat my right arm.

Battle-cat, companion of my mortal enemy He-man, is attempting the same on my left arm.

Now Beast-man is attempting to consume my left leg, and probably filling my normally sexy man-meat hammock with wiry orange hair.

I patiently wait the next catastrophe to befall me.

Oh great.  Orko.  Orko!  I suppose my broken leg shall become your brunch?

Er ... uh ... do you think Evil-Lyn likes me.  I mean ... likes me ... you know.

...

Couldn't you just eat a leg like everybody else?

Broken Leg Skeletor Still in Trouble

Stop snorting on my face and get eating you foul cats!  You will choke on Skeletor's gristle!

So what else could go wrong today?

Broken leg: check!

Stalked by two hungry cats: check! 

What is that noise?  I hear somebody coming ...

Beast-man, my faithful minion!  I'm saved!

Oh for crying out loud!

Broken Leg Skeletor's Problems Increase

That He-man packs a punch!

Arggghh!  My leg, it's broken!  What am I going to do?

Yes, my fateful companion, Panthor!  I'm saved!

Wait, Battle Cat?  What are you doing here?  Why are you both looking at me like I'm some sort of wounded animal ...

Uh oh.