It's February, time for Romance!
It's such a tough decision!
Do you pick the screaming lunatic who will probably beat you to a pulp for the roast being slightly too salty?
Or do you pick encyclopedia salesman who strange head slant and hollow window staring shows obvious alien possession, and is sure to be ramming many tentacled things into many unwanted orifices.
Side note: I really enjoyed "Too Beautiful For Love." Boy, the story of my life!