Showing posts with label Mammoth Car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mammoth Car. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2012

Sadomasicist Nurse Business Blunder

Sadomasicist Nurse: My nursing work has been drying up lately.


Sadomasicist Nurse: The administrators of the hospital I work for -- well, used to work for -- have told me that I've failed to grasp the concept that a hospital is for making people feel better.  Feel better?  What a strange concept!  I told those administrators that I'd like to administrate some pain on them, and then they punched me in the face and threw me out on my china-white tuccus.

This is not at all what I meant, and my butt hurts!

So, I'm starting my own business, called "Beatings for a Buck."


Big Brian Wonder Woman: I must intrude on this conversational creation of a new independent business venture.  I must forcibly interject that for one dollar your cost/profit ratio will be heavily slanted towards ...


Sadomasicist Nurse: Shut up!

Never has a low volume blog been populated with such annoying characters!

Anyway, I already have some clients lined up!


Henchmen: Wow-ee, boss, she's got much prettier lips than you!



Big Brian Wonder Woman: Let me point out that you were given sufficient warning!


Sadomasicist Nurse: Shut up!

Friday, May 18, 2012

Mammoth Car Redux

Boss: Hopefully there'll be no more trouble this time!


Boss: After that last incident, I want you to be on your best behavior!


Henchmen: Sure boss, no problem!  That last time sucked!

Boss: Just remember, the Mammoth car is very hard to control.  Any distraction, no matter how small, no matter how insignificant it might seem, will cause a disaster!  So, whatever you do, be careful and don't do anything distracting!

Henchmen: Sure boss .... .... ... Hmmm.  Hum de dum.  Uh.  Hmmmm.  Uh ... .... uh ... Boss?

Boss: YES????


Henchmen: You sure have pretty lips!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

A Design Oversight

Boss, how are we going to get all this gold out of the country?


We are going to form the gold into a giant ... well, mammoth, really, car!  Then we'll drive that car in an race -- a race which we will use as cover to sneak the gold out of the country!


It's genius!  I have one question, though ... have you thought about monkey proofing?

What?  No, we have not monkey proofed the car.  What possible reason would anybody monkey proof anything?

Better to be safe then sorry!


Eeek!


Next time listen to me!