Sadomasicist Nurse: The administrators of the hospital I work for -- well, used to work for -- have told me that I've failed to grasp the concept that a hospital is for making people feel better. Feel better? What a strange concept! I told those administrators that I'd like to administrate some pain on them, and then they punched me in the face and threw me out on my china-white tuccus.
This is not at all what I meant, and my butt hurts!
So, I'm starting my own business, called "Beatings for a Buck."
Big Brian Wonder Woman: I must intrude on this conversational creation of a new independent business venture. I must forcibly interject that for one dollar your cost/profit ratio will be heavily slanted towards ...
Sadomasicist Nurse: Shut up!
Never has a low volume blog been populated with such annoying characters!
Anyway, I already have some clients lined up!