Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Stripping through the Graveyard: The Orgy of the Dead Mega Review, Part 3

What is this?  Read this: Simon Bar "Cinema": Orgy of the Dead

03: The Gold Girl Dance


Black Ghoul Criswell Introduction

I will see for approval the one who worshipped gold above all else!
Throw gold at her!
More gold!
More gold!
More gold!
For all eternity, she shall have gold!

Ed Wood Crazy Talk Grade: A+

Sexiness

One for the ladies, being full of muscled dudes who seem to have stolen the aluminum foil headbands from the Indian Dancer.  Just like the white man!

Watch for the dancing, stay for Criswell howling "more gold!" and then laughing like the cough syrup finally kicked in.

Grace

Her moves consist of the miming the invisible rope pull, miming the invisible moving the couch, and miming the invisible field goal kick.

Closeness to Theme

Gold lamé and silver g-string.  Can you guess the dancers eventual fate?  She becomes gold plated, and one has to say that's the closest were getting to a theme in this cavalcade of dime store costumes!

Music

Xylophones and bongos.  The same things pre-schoolers play during parent-teacher conferences ... and probably better.  Eventually a horn appears and a watered down version of bolero limps in and quickly limps out.  The bongos never leave!

Length of Act

About 10 minutes, punctuated by Criswell laughing like a hyena with a smoking cough.

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