Sunday, June 24, 2012

Stripping through the Graveyard: The Orgy of the Dead Mega Review, Part 1

What is this?  Read this: Simon Bar "Cinema": Orgy of the Dead

01: The Indian Dance


Black Ghoul Introduction

One who loves flames, her lovers were killed by flames, she died in flames!

Ed Wood Crazy Talk Grade: B-

Sexiness

Less Pocahontas, more Pokemon

Grace

Brave puts ear to ground, listens ... "Many many, stampeding Buffalo."

Closeness to Theme

Last time I checked, Indian maidens didn't wear ballet slippers and aluminum foil headbands, and would it have killed them to match the color of the panties to the slippers and headband?  Ed Wood must have know how to color match!

Music

A lot of "hey-ya hey-ya", it glides pretty close to racially insensitive to both boobs and Native Americans

Length of Act

A little over 3 minutes of embarrassed stomping

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