Thursday, June 28, 2012

Stripping through the Graveyard: The Orgy of the Dead Mega Review, Part 4

What is this?  Read this: Simon Bar "Cinema": Orgy of the Dead

04: The Cat Dance


Black Ghoul Introduction

Too love the cat, is to be the cat!

Ed Wood Crazy Talk Grade: Screw this, Ed's not even trying.  F!

Then Criswell blurts out: A pussycat is born to be whipped!

Ed Wood Crazy Talk Grade: Nice save, B+!

Sexiness

At one point she uses a gravestone as a mock scratching post.  She mimes a cat playing with a yarn ball when removing the costume.  She's got this weird stomach dance move that looks all the world like she's trying to cough up a fur ball (maybe hair from a loose wig?)

I'll be honest with you here, this one's a bit hard to watch.  It's totally embarrassing for her, me, people of the future, cats, sentient computer viruses, used auto parts, and the soul of everybody on the planet.

I'm saying it's probably not very sexy.

Grace

She has the grace and cunning of a cat that's been dead for 6 years.

Closeness to Theme

She's dressed in a cat suit with the boobs and butt cut out.  Ed Wood created furry cosplay decades ago, and not a single piece of credit is given to him.  Frankly, it's shocking!  A true innovator in the science of animals with boobs!

Music

Xylophones and piano.  It's a very jaunty tune, and belongs next to some vaudeville star slipping on a whole bunch of banana peels, and certainly not the gyrations of a cat with boobs.  Again, cat with boobs: an entire subculture owes Ed Wood a lot of props!

Length of Act

Mercifully short at 4 minutes.

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