Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Mr. Jinks Wants in on the Bikini Action

Like, the bikini movie reviews are, ya know, a hit, so like, here's my top 10 bikini movies with their catch phrases!


Top 10 Bikini Movie Catch Phrases

10. Bikini Sale: Half Off for half the movie!
9. Bikini Atoll: So hot it's radioactive!
8. Bikini Racist Indian: No pale "faces" here, all tanned!
7. Bikini Bikini: Contains: Bikinis!
6. Bionic Bikini: Adventures in the Bikini Zone!
5. BBQ Bikini: Grease splatter scars never looked so sexy!
4. Bikini Bikini, the Sequel: Electric Boob-a-loo!
3. Bikini Hot Dog Stand: We've got steamed buns!
2. Capt'n Bikini, Hot Wench of the Garbage Scow: We've ran out of ideas, but hey, boobs!
1. Yakety Sax Bikini: Pretend it's a 90 minute Benny Hill skit!

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