There's nothing a restless young hunk needs more than the gentle, guiding hand of an older woman, to show him the ways of love, to tenderly embrace him, and show him the quickest way to pop back in a hip that likes to dislocate during the rough stuff!
Nothing get's a wolf's heart beating faster than the feel of well worn skin, a little less like corinthian leather and a little more like what'd you find in an egyptian sarcophagus! Luckily, most of my organs are still squishing around inside me than inside jars! It's the only a part I can guarantee is still moist!
Now I know some of you packs of man muscles would like to find a job, and a lot of you spend the summer shucking corn. Well, you bring the corn, and I'll do the shucking!
OK, that sounded better on paper.
Why mess with those young women? Get a woman who knows what she wants, or at least remembers in-between her bouts of dementia, and what I want is ... wait ... did I lock the door? Where's the cat? My cat likes sticks. Cupcakes!