We are going to form the gold into a giant ... well, mammoth, really, car! Then we'll drive that car in an race -- a race which we will use as cover to sneak the gold out of the country!
It's genius! I have one question, though ... have you thought about monkey proofing?
What? No, we have not monkey proofed the car. What possible reason would anybody monkey proof anything?
Better to be safe then sorry!
Next time listen to me!