Mr. Peevly, reporting for duty.
As the Hair Bear Bunch was euthanized for being rabid -- and I should point out that it was called in by an anonymous tipster -- one that was in no way connected to the zoo but I was told was an incredibly handsome man -- I need to find a new job.
So, I've installed my self as the police force of this blog. We'll have no more tomfoolery, no more monkeyshines or shenanigans, and absolutely no go-go-gophering!
None of these "memes" the kids keep talking about. None of these Rule 34s, which, and I think we can all agree, should apply to me if it applies to anybody. This whole internet thing is going to go the way of hoola-hoop and mood rings, mark my words, so I want a good, clean, bear-free blog here until the last light is turned off.
Remember, I have the euthanize folks on speed dial.
Don't temp me.
Carry on now!