Friday, January 13, 2012

Ariel's Relationship Advice to the Lonely

Ariel here ... with some advice for the lonely.

Are you having a hard time finding a man?  I have some sure-fire tips for all the lonely ladies out there.  Just follow these few simple steps:
  1. Be a princess
  2. Be hot
  3. Wait for the apocalypse
  4. Get saved by a barbarian
Having magic powers helps, but is not required.  Having a mok around helps too, just for that "hot girl with ugly girl Chewbaca rip-off" thing.

Downsides?  Barbarians would rather put evil wizards to the sun sword then snuggle on the couch and watch Project Runway (Apocalypse Edition.)  Or hang out with their mok.  One of these days I'm going to cast a spell to turn that flea-bitten Ookla into a throw rug!

So, that's it ladies!  Well, I'm off to kill some werewolves or an ancient war machine re-animated by an evil wizard.  Not exactly diner and a movie.  *sigh*

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