Remember "A Christmas Story?"
Yeah, I love that film too. Remember the part where the kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole? I know, great moment. We all love that. Beastman wouldn't stop talking about in the corporate break room. Funny. Ha ha. Funny.
Please note that I basically have a piece of metal welded to my face. My tongue rests there. 24-7. Frozen in a block of bitter ice ... like that last piece of chicken you have to carve out of the freezer with a pick. The exact same thing I have to do with my tongue every night!
Not so funny now, is it Beastman?
Are you going to keep laughing, kind of creature-of-the-black-lagoon type guy? What's your name? Whatever. You're just a temp. I'm head accountant. I'll be laughing at you when your time is up, or at least will be after I pour this hot liquid into my jaw to get my tongue unstuck.
Ha ha ha.