Ha, foolish mortal!
You have looked upon my evil visage! This means that you are forever more cursed!
How shall you continue to live? Shall you beg for the sweet release of death? It shall not be granted! Every time you can't open that lid of peanut butter? The curse! Your cat pulls a thread from your sweater! The curse! You sit through another episode of Man v Food, forced to watch that guy sweat off a gallon of water that looks suspiciously like gravy? The curse ... or ... well, maybe there just wasn't anything else good on.
Ha ha ha!
Suffer the curse of the mildly inconvenienced!