Alright you ninnies! Sadly, I am never asked to review "The Great Bikini Off Road Adventure" or "The Bikini Car Wash" or "The Bikini Atoll!" These are films I might actually watch! Instead, I can only watch modern trash -- like in this installment -- something called "The Gray." Something which I have absolutely no intention of watching!
Now, I know this color. It's a good color ... the color of steel. Something I've made many a death cannon out of, and the color of the smear that will be left of Underdog after I hit him with the beam!
Gray is also the color of cement, the cement I shall encase Underdog's dripping gray corpse in when I throw him into the dark, gray depths of the ocean!
That, or more likely, the color of the outer ring of the black eye Underdog will hand me. Being a scientist, I predict the probability of that being within 99.9%.
Gray is now, also, the color of my mood.
Now, I know this color. It's a good color ... the color of steel. Something I've made many a death cannon out of, and the color of the smear that will be left of Underdog after I hit him with the beam!
Gray is also the color of cement, the cement I shall encase Underdog's dripping gray corpse in when I throw him into the dark, gray depths of the ocean!
That, or more likely, the color of the outer ring of the black eye Underdog will hand me. Being a scientist, I predict the probability of that being within 99.9%.
Gray is now, also, the color of my mood.
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