My brother, Favoire Saire -- totally not a made up name -- has gotten very sick. He had a very bad flowbee accident ... his hair will never be the same ... and his vacuum cleaner isn't doing so well either! I desperately need money for his hair transplant, but my bank accounts are all tied up by that Klondike Kat of the insufferable mounties!
I need 20 thousand dollars, pronto! If you can loan it to me, in exchange, I will pay you back twice that when my funds are unfrozen. This should happen conveniently right after the operation is complete and/or your check clears and/or I disappear into the frozen north.
All I need to accomplish this is:
- You bank routing numbers
- Any and all passwords you have
- A list of which windows and/or doors in your house don't lock properly
- Is that real silverware or the fake stuff?
Thank you for helping out in my time of need!