Please, your haircut went out with the hippies ... and it probably smells like somebody set Woodstock on fire.
Really? Really? This from the woman with a 1950's beehive? What's holding that up, popsicle sticks and rubber cement?
You think those faux librarian glasses make you look smart? Too bad those glasses are on a face with a chin that's used to test jet landings!
You leave me no alternative ... would you like me to mention the movie those clips come from? The joking werewolf and mummy duo? Criswell's cue card catastrophe? The dancers???