Monday, January 2, 2012

Zombie Seeks Man


SGFZ (Single Gray Female Zombie) seeks living man.

I'm looking for a man who will take me for long walks on the beach and is chivalrous enough to chase the crabs that scurry off with the toes I leave behind.  One who likes to snuggle, but not hard enough to squeeze the gelatinous puss out of the gaping holes in my decaying skin.  One who wants to plant gentle kisses on my nose socket.

Men who want me just for my body need not apply!

Likes?  Brianssssssss
Dislikes: Men who run
Last Book Read: Four Color Fear
Last Movie: Brainssss!   Brains make the pain go awwwwaaaayyyyy!

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