This time I've reviewing TinTin. Obviously, I'm currently in the hospital. A giant steel robotic gopher head landed on me, so I'm not going to be seeing any movies. I wouldn't anyway, but this time I actually have an excuse.
Shocked, right? You people never want to think about the aftermath of Underdog smashing through a gigantic robot gopher, do you? Well, let me tell you: the aftermath is fifty tons of screaming metal landing on the noggin of a bad Boris Karloff imitation!
So, TinTin. A good metal, for sure. I've build many a death ray out of it. Thought about building the go-go-not-a-good-ideal-gophers out of it, but have you seen the price of tin lately? Recycled aluminum was a better bet, and lighter too. My spleen is certainly happy about that!
Now, get lost, I have recuperating and plotting to do!