Greetings, puny-brained un-evolved mortals!
With my gigantic brain capacity and my tremendous mental powers, there is no problem I can not solve. I can compute the gravity of black holes. I can discover the true secrets of dark matter. I can plumb the depths of eternity and answer the questions of life and death.
There is only one thing that befuddles my vast knowledge.
I can not, for the life of me, find a tiara that fits!
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