Hordak Wins Gold in Business

Hordark: Hordark sees gold in dem der hills!

Hordak: Did you like Hordak's rustic miner imitation, and how Hordak has an idea about making wads of cash off the Olympics, and mentioned gold as an allusion to the medals they hand out?

There is not a single bone in Hordak's body that isn't constantly pushing out grand money making ideas like the one Hordak will be presenting to you.  Not a bone in Hordak's skull, nor a bone in Hordak's stylish bone hoodie, is without ideas!

So, let Hordak cut to the chase.  Olympics.  Woman's volleyball ...

Shadow Weaver: Watch it ... I have H.R. on speed dial ...

Hordak: What?  Hordak hasn't even presented his incredible ideal and you're already threatening to go to H.R.?  Hordak is, again, the victim here!

Hordak would kindly note -- and this is only regular work place team building -- that Shadow Weaver could stand to learn a thing or two about how to dress from the woman's volleyball team!  This might make the office a wholly more palatable place, and improve moral and productivity!

Skeletor: The life of an H.R. assistant is never dull.  I wonder what the trouble is ... sigh ... Hordak.

Hordak: Fine!  I'm trying to help!  Next time there's a team building exercise don't invite me!

Skeletor: You're not invited!  You're not allowed since ... the incident.

Hordak: Not my fault!  Next time, be more specific when the exercise is to "point out employees best features!"

Hordak Has Fooled The Nerds!

Attention internet nerds, Hordak has fooled you!

You assumed Hordak was through with you after SOPA died, but it was a trick!  SOPA has been resurrected using the mysticism of Cthulhu and greed (well, 99% greed, 1% Cthulhu) and the most ancient and powerful magic of them all:  A new name!

While you were busy creating your Bleach-uto cos-play costumes and burning wicker baskets at the bummed man festival, Hordak has once again outmaneuvered and out-smarted you!

Now that SOPA is called ... well ... something ... Hordak couldn't get "the google" to work right ... everything is coming up roses; roses that spurt out $100 bills at Hordak!  Soon Hordak will be rich and I will have my own castle and I can finally shut Skeletor up!

What, are you telling me they now allow moats around shacks?  Ha ha ha ha ha!

(snicker...snicker)

Hordak will remember this when it's time for a raise ... of which Hordak has never given but this time I won't even consider it!

What is with these corporate overlords?  It's almost as if they don't appreciate Hordak's gusto to destroy the world's most important information and network system for obscene profits!

What does Hordak have to do?  Kill puppies?  Drown kittens?  Actually take Red Hot Riding Hood's Grandma on a date?