Are terrorist giving you trouble? I'll turn them into frogs! Banks foreclosing? Little business suit wearing frogs! Burning hatred for somebody because their skin color is different? Multi-colored frogs! Russians? Vodka-swilling fur-hat-weaing frogs!
Forced to watch the Rowdy Roddy Piper movie Hell Comes to Frogtown?
Well, I can't be expected to solve everybody's problem!