Vote Witch for 2012!

Today, it's your patriotic duty to vote for the one she-demon who can bring this country back to prosperity and power!

Vote Witch!

Are terrorist giving you trouble?  I'll turn them into frogs!  Banks foreclosing?  Little business suit wearing frogs!  Burning hatred for somebody because their skin color is different?  Multi-colored frogs!  Russians?  Vodka-swilling fur-hat-weaing frogs!

Forced to watch the Rowdy Roddy Piper movie Hell Comes to Frogtown?

Eh ...

Well, I can't be expected to solve everybody's problem!