Friday, October 4, 2013

Halloween 2013: Skeletons are Jerks: Day 4

Day 4

The skeleton's favorite?  Miss G2IITM.

This is some high level jerkiness on display.  You can soap somebody's windows, or TP a house, but this skeleton has gone straight to the height of institutionalized sexist jerk-dom, the beauty pageant.  He's going to judge these women directly on their bodies -- he'll ignore any rambling, nine paragraph answers about world peace that somehow ends up at how cute it would be to train raccoons to be in a little raccoon marching band.

Actually, though, the joke is on this skeleton.  This is a comic-book, and therefore, the red-headed and freckled contestant far right?  Jimmy Olsen in drag.

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