Laugh it up, jerks!
Sure, it might be a funny prank to setup this wedding and then reveal the groom to be another jerk skeleton, but look at the costs involved:
- Cool monochromatic monk robes
- Casket rental
- Bulk Purple Ghoul-aid
- Sumptuous feast of miniature fruit and single chicken bone
- Wedding Dress (can't return as it'll be drenched with fear-bladder-draining pee)
The groom skeleton seems concerned for his bride. The bride seems concerned that this isn't at all the table setting she requested. She distinctly remembered it having less chicken bones. My big day is absolutely ruined!