Monday, October 14, 2013

Halloween 2013: Skeletons are Jerks: Day 14


Day 14


It seems the burial regulations in Dogpatch, Arkansas, aren't very strict.

Daisy Mae is caught by yet but another pair of rape-y skeletons, though this time in nice slacks.  They are attempting to bury her about -1 foot under, evidently in the children's sandbox next to the graveyard.  Good for the kids in those long, boring services for their grandparents whose house smelled a bit like tapioca pudding covered in sawdust.

Another Halloween tip from the parade: If a witch who has obviously murdered Mickey Mouse and stolen his hat asks you to "not hesitate to join our little party of the tormented" and then laughs maniacally ... you should hesitate.  Long enough to run.

1 comment:

Caffeinated Joe said...

Skeletons were too damned horny to dig any deeper. Sadly, they are in for a shock once they get their pants off.