Saturday, October 12, 2013

Halloween 2013: Skeletons are Jerks: Day 12

Day 12

Skeletons are sore winners.

What really makes this jerky is his crazy winning demands.  First, she has to completely shave off her eyebrows and can only put them back on with an extra thick permanent black marker.  Secondly, she's required to wear a boxing mouth guard.  Finally, she has to replace her normal hair extensions with gold colored springs.

Nerd note: Her king is already in check, so the skeleton moving the piece is really a screw-you type move.  Ha!  Now you are in super duper check!

Also, is the board resting on her breasts, or is she playing from a hole in the ground?  Farrell seemed to not only be publishing "Tales of Horror and Terror" but also "Tales of Wacky Perspective."

1 comment:

Wings1295 said...

The skeleton gamemaster has her at his mercy. See, she is tied up! He's been making her moves as well as his own, setting her up for failure!