Saturday, December 24, 2011

Hand of Five's Christmas Song

Hand of Five, creation of the evil Doctor Demonicus, here to entertain you!


Most people only think of me as lab-created giant monster designed to take on the Shogun Warriors, but let me tell you, my first love was always with singing.  I have a song in my heart ... and the Shogun Warriors in my death grip.  But mostly a song.

Hum along with me!

We wish you a Merry Christmas!
We wish you a Merry Christmas!
We wish you a Merry Christmas!
And a populace cow-er-ing in fear!

Hot lasers for Shoguns
From detachable heads
How do you like my buzzsaw
You soon will be dead!

Combatra's a wuss
That much is clear
Shoguns on a junk heap
and a Happy New Year!

One final note.  You might have destroyed me, but Shogun Warriors lasted for 20 issues.  ROM lasted for 75, plus 4 annuals.  Eat that, Shogun Warriors!

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