SSFBLGHT (Single Skull Faced Beauty in a Lime Green Halter Top) seeks a man who isn't irritated by the constant clacking noise my jaw makes when I cackle manically in the moonlight.
I'm looking for a man that values love over all other concerns, for instance, needs love more than the tip of his nose. I'm not saying anything is likely to happen, I just want someone who will understand -- if it happens, again, maybe -- that it's a sign of endearment when if I chew off his nose, and not a demonic compulsion to eat the flesh of the living.
I am also willing to do ... that ... but you'll need to sign a consent form as I have no lips. I can't be held responsible, certainly not after the nose incident -- I mean not that that would happenagain either. Just sayin'!
I am also willing to do ... that ... but you'll need to sign a consent form as I have no lips. I can't be held responsible, certainly not after the nose incident -- I mean not that that would happen
Do you like long, blood red hair? If not, don't worry, the blood washes out!
Likes? Big noses and leverage
Dislikes: Small noses and picky men "oh, I need that to smell!" Jeeze! Man Up!
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