Why isn't anybody calling? Attractive! Hot! Single! Get on the phone!
I'm looking for a man that can hold me tenderly ... real tenderly ... I'm a little sore right now. I'm looking for a man that can appreciate a woman that takes care of what's left of her body; I work out every day so no tummy pouch here!
Yes, I know what some of you guys want, and I'm saving up the money I make on my side job as a big-time TV star on cop procedural shows. Why, just last night I was "Corpse 2 Industrial Meat Grinder Victim" on CSI Miami! I'll be using that money to get implants, once the surgeons can find a place to successfully attach them to. I suggested stapling them to the collar bones, but I've been assured that would leak. What's the big deal, I already do a lot of leaking!
Likes: A fat guy who has lost a lot of weight and has some extra skin hanging around.
Dislikes: Guys with dogs. Those little bastards love to run off with organs the minute you fall asleep!
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