Saturday, April 28, 2012

Attractive, Hot Single Ladies 3

Why isn't anybody calling?  Attractive!  Hot!  Single!  Get on the phone!

I'm looking for a man that can hold me tenderly ... real tenderly ... I'm a little sore right now.  I'm looking for a man that can appreciate a woman that takes care of what's left of her body; I work out every day so no tummy pouch here!

Yes, I know what some of you guys want, and I'm saving up the money I make on my side job as a big-time TV star on cop procedural shows.  Why, just last night I was "Corpse 2 Industrial Meat Grinder Victim" on CSI Miami!  I'll be using that money to get implants, once the surgeons can find a place to successfully attach them to.  I suggested stapling them to the collar bones, but I've been assured that would leak.  What's the big deal, I already do a lot of leaking!

Likes: A fat guy who has lost a lot of weight and has some extra skin hanging around.
Dislikes: Guys with dogs.  Those little bastards love to run off with organs the minute you fall asleep!

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