Monday, April 2, 2012

Mr. Peevly's State of the Blog

Mr. Peevly, with a State of the Blog update.

I just have one thing to say to the internet.

Why?  Why can't you be decent and upstanding citizen?  Why the hi-jinx?  Why the Mr. Jinks?

"Big Boob Sound Effects" and "Funny Bald Guy Pictures" are two search term that lead to this blog.  Really, can't you just search for Benny Hill on youtube?  That's a treasure trove of boob sound effects and funny bald guys!

And who searched for "The Cursed Mountains of Elvira Picture"?  I hope they meant Elvira's Haunted Hills because if there's a third movie, it's not going to make Simon Bar Sinister, who is bald but not a particularly funny guy, any more humorous.

There will be "Big Boob Sound Effects" aplenty, though, that's a guarantee from this blog!

Pandering to the lowest common denominator for a couple months and not stopping anytime soon.

PS: Whoever gets here by searching for "anti-genetic engineering," we're sorry...

... and so is the crazy genetic abomination that is 1930s cartoon cow.

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