Monday, May 21, 2012

Revenge of the Cursed Spook

Revenge is a dish best served cold ... the cold of the grave!

Spook: Honestly, I need to pause here from the cursing and the spooking.  Sometimes, the best laid plans of men, mice, comedy blog writers, and spooks just don't work out.  For instance, I had some free time from cursing and I thought I might try my vaporous hands more on the spooking side.

It should be easy, right?

Wait until some woman is about ready to take a shower, creep through the wall, and go boo.

It turns out some woman like it.

Grandma: Don't pull back the curtains if you don't want to see a show!  While this show might be a bit well worn, it's certainly hasn't been worn well .... yet!

Spook: I have lived for an eternity, constantly rising from my molding grave to frighten mortals.  I think I'll need another eternity to erase that image from the back of my ghostly eyes!  Really, tell me, is there a reason for that many luffas?

On second thought, don't tell me.

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