Spook: Honestly, I need to pause here from the cursing and the spooking. Sometimes, the best laid plans of men, mice, comedy blog writers, and spooks just don't work out. For instance, I had some free time from cursing and I thought I might try my vaporous hands more on the spooking side.
It should be easy, right?
Wait until some woman is about ready to take a shower, creep through the wall, and go boo.
It turns out some woman like it.
Grandma: Don't pull back the curtains if you don't want to see a show! While this show might be a bit well worn, it's certainly hasn't been worn well .... yet!
Spook: I have lived for an eternity, constantly rising from my molding grave to frighten mortals. I think I'll need another eternity to erase that image from the back of my ghostly eyes! Really, tell me, is there a reason for that many luffas?
On second thought, don't tell me.