Except the fliers I put out had a printing error! What kind of weirdos -- well, different weirdos -- will my Dungeon of Debunkery bring in?
Many welcome greetings my compact-dressed ashen female! I am big brain wonder woman, who's cranial capacity is as savagely tight as your dress! I would enjoy immensely becoming a full-fledged member of your scintillating society of debunkery! While I have throughly debunked all manner of conspiracy and cryptozoological interests, I would be more than happy to impart my vast wisdom to any future members of your wonderful club!
Why, yes, you may borrow my magic lasso!
Oh, I see. Big brain wonder woman now understand the pun-like nature of the flier mistake.
I'd still like to stay.