Halloween 2013: Sexy Costume Fix 4

Think of these September posts as the run-up to what will surely be one of the most fondly remembered 31-day, Halloween-based, internet comedy pieces ... or at least that's how I comfort myself when I'm coming down from the mellowcreme pumpkin high.

Great sites like Dinosaur Dracula and i-Mockery can do two months, so I feel that I can do it, too, or at least attempt a lame version of it.  It's better than my usual begging for comments!

Now, a return of one of last season's favorite bits [note: possible pumpkin high crash, bit my not be favorite of anybody] where I fix "sexy" Halloween costumes.

Today's Costume

Sexy Skeleton

Swiped from Fredericks of Hollywood

The problem?  Not that scary, and it doesn't really read "skeleton," it reads "sexy woman decided to paint room off-white in black lingerie."

This can definitely be improved.

I think a certain great, classic horror actor could fix this ...