Great sites like Dinosaur Dracula and i-Mockery can do two months, so I feel that I can do it, too, or at least attempt a lame version of it. It's better than my usual begging for comments!
Now, a return of one of last season's favorite bits [note: possible pumpkin high crash, bit my not be favorite of anybody] where I fix "sexy" Halloween costumes.
Swiped from Fredericks of Hollywood
The problem? Not that scary, and it doesn't really read "skeleton," it reads "sexy woman decided to paint room off-white in black lingerie."
This can definitely be improved.
I think a certain great, classic horror actor could fix this ...