Halloween 2013: Sexy Costume Fix 5

You'd think with the kind of money they charge, the manufacturers of these costumes could be a bit more on-target for the year's scariest season -- but no -- it takes a low-budget thinks-hes-funny comedy blogger and his terrible photo editing skills to increase the scary factor.

You're welcome, you ingrates!

Today's Costume

Sexy Witch

Somebody is going to get a hell of a chaffing riding a broom with those panties.

Our sexy witch is doing OK with the sexy but poor with the scare, it seems less likely she's going to straddle a broom but more likely she'll be straddling a pole in Sir Ta-Tas Boobie Bar.  The only spell she's going to cast is opening up your wallet for it's ones and fives.

Still, how does our special halloween guest, Ozzy "Prince of Darkness" Osbourne feel about this?

Before you get to excited, remember that Ozzy also gives his thumbs up to downing an entire bottle of cough syryup.

Still, let's fix this.  It needs a bit more witch and bit less stripper.  I think the greatest of all horror artists, "Ghastly" Graham Ingels, can help us with this:

Much better!  Let's check back in with Ozzy and see what he thinks ...

Well, you can't win them all!