Love: A Many Snark-ied Thing Part 1

A new feature at the Parade, but the same old snark.  Here's where I ruin love and happiness for everybody, especially incredibly sappy people who read early romance comics.  I'm not editing these. You won't believe me, but it's true.  Would a blogger lie to you?  Well, yes, but this time, I'm not.

Oh Gloria, I will love you forever, even though you choose to lactate at the most inopportune times!