Why did she want his love so badly? Was it because Carl was a genius inventor whose no-edges wooden pop-tarts and ridiculously small cup was sure to make millions?
And what could she hope to give Carl? First, she was dumb enough not to know a scarf goes around the neck (even David Lee Roth could figure that out), and second, how is she supposed to compete with a woman who's left breast is nearly twice the size of her right breast and about half the size of her waist?
That's some sexy geometry right there!