Friday, December 6, 2013

Love: A Many Snark-ied Thing Part 2

Why did she want his love so badly?  Was it because Carl was a genius inventor whose no-edges wooden pop-tarts and ridiculously small cup was sure to make millions?

And what could she hope to give Carl?  First, she was dumb enough not to know a scarf goes around the neck (even David Lee Roth could figure that out), and second, how is she supposed to compete with a woman who's left breast is nearly twice the size of her right breast and about half the size of her waist?

That's some sexy geometry right there!

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