Oh, the jokes, they write themselves.
How can you be sure that a women is this kind of hussy -- to stay away from, right? We're clear on that, right? It's easy, there's an obvious clue. Any woman that matches her scarf, her earrings, and her bracelet with her phone is for sure easy. If she's not talking on the phone, there's one other clue -- check to see if she glued centipedes to her eyes.