Monday, December 9, 2013

Love: A Many Snark-ied Thing Part 3

This cover is an important lesson to women looking for romance: when he grows tired of the novelty of your lips -- snicker -- your only hope is to replace that novelty with big-ass novelty ear muffs.

While it is your only hope to get back that hunky ski instructor/doctor, it does carry one risk ... the other woman might out-novelty your ear muffs by wrapping her head in bleached tripe.

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