STVD (Single Toothy Vampire Demon) seeks
I'm looking for a guy who won't mind getting close, like, say, in a small, locked room with no obvious exits. I like drinking ... something ... and I hope you like to drink, too, because it's important for men to keep their fluids up. It's good for your circulation. I heard that.
Did you know that men have an excess of blood and it's better for their health if they donate? I also heard that.
Absolutely nobody who just wants "that", I always say "Better join a coven than a bun in the oven!" By the way, how do you feel about the dark lord? What? No reason. Just asking!
Likes? Big muscles (especially the ones covered in veins)
Dislikes: Not being able to close my mouth
Last Book Read: Twilight 9: Vampires, diving in at 10 o'clock!
Last Movie Seen: Twilight 8: Werewolves off the port bow!
Call me!!! 666-6666
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