Monday, March 5, 2012

Attractive, Hot, Single Ladies!

Line up, boys!

STVD (Single Toothy Vampire Demon) seeks blood sack man.

I'm looking for a guy who won't mind getting close, like, say, in a small, locked room with no obvious exits.  I like drinking ... something ... and I hope you like to drink, too, because it's important for men to keep their fluids up.  It's good for your circulation.  I heard that.

Did you know that men have an excess of blood and it's better for their health if they donate?  I also heard that.

Absolutely nobody who just wants "that", I always say "Better join a coven than a bun in the oven!"  By the way, how do you feel about the dark lord?  What?  No reason.  Just asking!

Likes? Big muscles (especially the ones covered in veins)
Dislikes: Not being able to close my mouth
Last Book Read: Twilight 9: Vampires, diving in at 10 o'clock!
Last Movie Seen: Twilight 8: Werewolves off the port bow!

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