Greta Ghoul, black hearted minion of creeps, with another holiday message!
Greta, people ask me, which is understandable because starting with "Susan" or "Bobby Sue" would be weird -- but I digress -- how do you celebrate Easter, the most fluffy of holidays?
You'd be surprised, but I like to do it with rabbits! Mounds of furry snuggle bunnies! Heaps of fuzzy-wuzzy huggable cuteness! Big eyed, big eared winkled nosed bundles of happiness! So many it's a virtual mountain of bunnies!
Wait, did I say bunnies?
I meant bunny heads.
A mass of rotting, bleeding-stumped blank-eyed gore-dripping heads.