This beauty likes to keep her figure by dancing, glowing, and keeping a well-balanced meal of souls. She's perfect for anybody that loves ballet, hot bodies, and the clacking of gum-less chompers.
She's looking for a man and loves to boogie, but isn't necessarily a bogeyman. [Editors note: We told her not to use that joke on her form, but she threatened to curse us with icky dry mouth and frankly we've got a huge back-stock of ladies -- some even come with coffin -- and we'll do about anything to
Give us a call and let this lovely creature dance into your heart, usually straight through the rib cage.
Likes: Whitening toothpaste, applied over entire face
Dislikes: People storing nick-nacks in her eye sockets
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