Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Spooey's Worthless Q&A 3

Returning from a long absence that involved restraining orders from two pygmy marmosets, an 18th century portrait of a milk woman in her fancy shoes, a light post, and his own left wing, Spooey gives out more advice that should only be followed by absolutely nobody at all.

Dear Spooey,

I got some email today, and I have one question:

Should I renew my passport?

Thanks, Don In Duluth


Dear Don In Duluth,

Picking a Russian woman can be hard.  Here are the rules I follow:

1. You need to make sure you have the widest selection to choose from: prostitutes, sluts, girls, whores, virgins, and bitches.

Well, you've got that covered!

2. You need to be sure they are interested.  Do they want to meet you?  That's a good start.  How about chatting?  Even better!  Sucking, well, that's a bonus!  Some even want to cune for you.  I'm not sure what that is, but it's got to be great -- it rhymes with fun!

3. Be warned: Prostitute slut whore virgin bitch girls can take a lot out of a man, so a steady supply of Canadian Viagra is a must.  The warm syrup center really makes the pills go down easy!

I do want to warn you, while this all looks to be on the up-and-up, don't trust Pablo Hanna.  I don't think somebody named Pablo knows a lot about Russia virgin cune-hungry bitches.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Do I have to sign up with LinkedIn to find these Russian chicks? I have an AOL account. Will that work? I really want to be cuned!